I Didn’t Even See Outside Today

I uesd to take naps but now naps take me. Seriously, one minute I’m minding my b-i-bidness and then the next, I open my eyes and an hour has passed. Take today, for instance – I had a modest little shopping agenda. I took a shower, got dressed and all fixed up, sat down at around 12:30…

Here’s The Plan

I’m up way early today. I’m going to make a fried egg sandwich and see what’s on TV. That’s as far as I got with the planning. UPDATE -10;30 am: Nice day for a drive so I got in the car and drove to gas station. As I was sitting there putting on my makeup, as you do,…

Dog

Dog pictures, taken 15 seconds apart. The dog lost consciousnesses while I was trying to take his picture. Scared the hell out of me but it turns out that he was just tired and had to take an immediate nap. I’m also a little bit scared of his freakish devotion to that Crazy Critter.

The Worst Thing About Business Travel

… is being held captive at the airport boarding gate while CNN spews all over you from every direction. It’s far more entertaining to watch the regular characters without the sound. This is what I had to look at all morning yesterday. It’s either Nanny Pee or that velociraptor from Jurassic Park. Ok. It is Nanny Pee.…

Flying Monkey

I’m flying to Atlanta today. Do you think I’ll get tornado’d? ………………………………………. UPDATE:  No tornado action. Smooth flight. Arrived uneventfully and on time. I am in the crappiest hotel on the planet. And that includes the 4 Arrowheads or whatever that disaster in Oklahoma was when I stayed there 8 years ago. It’s really more…