As I Sat In A Sunbeam

You would not believe what I saw today. Or what I think I may have seen. First, a small victory: I sat in a sunbeam today and used a hand mirror and my best tweezers and  victory! – the elusive chin hair is no more. I held the tweezers up to the light and the damn thing looked…

Xmas List

[Before reading this, you must understand that I fully embrace my materialistic nature and don't see why I should try to pretend that it's not there just because it's Xmas. It doesn't change the meaning of Xmas for me - it's there every day. It is what it is, Xmas or not.] How can I answer the…

Hate The Haters

Now that we’re all finished looking at vegetarians showing us pictures of their turkey-free Thanksgiving dinners and bragging about how tasty was their beige/brown mush piles were, it’s time to move on to the  holiday that misfits love to hate:  Christmas. Let’s take a short detour to gaze upon OccupyFreehold standing in front of the local Walmart on Black Friday. If their…

The Hunger

It was a dark and stormy day. She stood staring out the window contemplating the gloom,  trying to ignore that nagging feeling that she knew only too well.  This was a not a time that she felt gratitude for having a window at all. It was a toss up if she’d make it through the…