I’m sure you all remember that Huma Abedin-Weiner, the thin-as-a-pin wife of self-proclaimed #hacked! bachelor congressman Anthony ‘Weiner’ Weiner, was Hillary Clinton’s personal aide for many years. Word is that they were very close. I’m sure that when Huma told Hillary that she was planning to marry, Hillary sat her down for a little talk about what to expect. After all, Hill is an expert in suffering from being married to a left-leaning, progressive politician.
Not only does she have her personal experience to draw on, but her close proximity to other big profile Dems has given her many opportunities to observe exactly how these guys operate within the confines of a traditional marriage. Forewarned is forearmed so I’m quite sure that HRC covered the following warning signs that something may be amiss in the relationship:
- sudden increase in the par level of cigar inventory
- unexpected inquiry as to why you never wear a beret
- any mention of the phrase “waitress sandwich”
- late-night invitation to go for a long drive off a short pier
- giving interviews to Playboy magazine discussing lusting in the heart
- lipstick stains on the peanut shells
- pillow talk focuses on a ‘missile crisis’
- accidentally calls you ‘Marilyn’
Unfortunately, all of this first hand information was gleaned before the intensive use of social media. Today’s problems are so complicated – the internet giveth and the internet taketh away. In this case, the internet gave A. Weiner a hack and then in short order took it way and replaced it with a prank. Now lawyers are involved because it evolved into a distraction! Poor Huma must be so confused and Hillary can’t help. The wife of A. Weiner has to go it alone. How will she know what to make of it? Here’s a nice little summary of the action to date.
But – no matter #hack! or prank or distraction – there doesn’t seem to be a denial that the offending photo is that of the distinguished NY Congressman.The issue seems to be how it went public. But does it matter? If Huma and A.Weiner are true to established Democratic naughty behavior pattern, then Huma will ignore all evidence of comely co-eds, late night DMs and whatever else is about to be brought to light regarding A. Weiner’s personal habits and preferences.
And A. Weiner can go back to ‘focusing on his work’, whatever that work may happen to be. near as I can figure, it’s fear mongering and blaming Republicans.




