A Real Housewife

I would like the record to show that I have all of my original parts except for two dental crowns that help the God-given molars to git along. Also, my blond gets a periodic chemical boost but otherwise it’s all factory parts. That’s all on the plus side. On the minus side, that earns me…

Unloveable

I’m a big fan of indoor public spaces. I like theĀ  shiny tile floor patterns and enormous plants that never have yellow leaf tips or bare stems. I’m uplifted by soaring spaces and I appreciate pinpoint lighting for a specific purpose. Public art, on the other hand, has been an acquired takes. I put no…

Well, Look At This

Here it is the 24th day of my diet and I’m still pretty much on track. There were a few blips, what with Bingley’s dinner party and two business trips (Hello Florida! I’ll be there at 4 o’clock today!) but looking back on it, things weren’t all that far off the straight and narrow. You…

Day-cor

Sunday Morning Update: I slept on it and now that I’m awake, I find that I am still gripped by pine cone mania. Once I read that you could dust silk flowers by putting them into a bag with dry corn meal and shaking. The gritty meal would knock off the dust but wouldn’t cling…