Yeah. You Tell Me What This Is Made Out Of.

The Oval Office Gets  A Makeover. I guess that’s one way to boost the ratings for the state of the … what is it tonight? UPDATE: Right out of the gate, America was informed that the new custom carpet has inspirational quotations woven along the edge.  Things like “From each according to his ability; to…

Two Children And A Dog

I’m not crazy about the way the dog’s new collar cuts into his magnificent ruff. It makes him look like a pinhead. He is afraid of the noise the plastic lattice makes when it falls and tries hard not to be anywhere near it.

Neither An Endorsement Nor An Admission

Fact #1 – If you have insomnia, sooner or later you are going to end up looking at rebroadcasts of MTv’s Jersey Shore, even if you never thought you’d lay eyes on it in your lifetime. Fact #2 – There’s nobody – nobody – who doesn’t enjoy a good adulteration of The Family Circus. Fact…