Yes, We’re Desperate. We’re ALL Desperate.

OK. OK. Just give me a minute to process this… From our department of Jaysus Gawd: “An elderly Long Island husband and wife were busted yesterday for tampering with boxes of Jell-O pudding — replacing the contents with sand and salt and then returning them to stores for the $1.40-a-pop refund, officials said.” And so…

Greetings From Asbury Park

The live band was fabulous and they played all the top hits that you would expect to hear at a high school prom in the late 50s-early 60s. I was willing to take the hit to my knee if only I could dance one modest and physically non-demanding dance. And so I did. The tune…

The Dish

Here is the scenario: I’m home alone It’s too cold to do yard work Nothing much to watch on TV/DVD/DVR The computer senses that I am about to sit down in front of it and automatically brings up the eBay sign-in page. Here is the obsession: This is a dinner plate that is making me…

To Each According To Her Need

Ok, now that we have theĀ  health care thing out of the way, I say it’s time we started focusing on subsidizing brassieres. You might not have thought about it much, but there’s a great inequality in this country when it comes to bra sizes. And like other segments of women’s garments, larger sizes cost…