Me Too

Have I ever told you how much I love The Huffington Post? It's like The Real Housewives of the Media over there. You know it's trashy and non-representative of the greater population, but you just can't help watching it to squeal over how divorced from reality they are and their lack of self-awareness about how…

Bury Me Deep, Bury Me Wide

Ted Kennedy gets buried today. Not the off-the-shelf casket for our Teddy – not that he could fit in one anyway. A custom-ordered, designed-to-fit model has been standing at the ready ever since Ted ran out of treatment options to buy for his inoperable- yet operated on – brain tumor. (coffin image courtesy of The…

How To Dress For Ted Kennedy’s Funeral

World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Momâ„¢ Michelle Obama has interrupted her vacation among the elites to travel to Boston for Ted Kennedy's funeral service. Short of cash after buying fried seafood and short of time after bicycling in the dune grass, the clever fashion-forward first lady, unafraid to re-wear her designer threads,  shook out…

Death Taps Ted Kennedy

Death visits Senator Kennedy (image courtesy of The Proprietor) Despite the finest medical treatment and surgical intervention that money could buy, Ted Kennedy finally died. Long after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, out of the public eye for months, hanging by a thread but still able to write self-serving letters to popes and governors, he…

Whack-A-Bo

Where is my big mallet when I really need it? Anybody got quarters? Barack Obama looks for his ball in the woods today at the Farm Neck Golf Club in Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard. Obama's Vacation Reading List: 1. The Constitution by America 2. His Own Healthcare Bill by Barry Sotero 3.How To Win…