Three Things About Driving

1. You know you're in Nashville if … 2.How to conserve fossil fuel: You take a woman executive business traveler who is primarily interested in comfort and give her a a low slung hot rod that she has to contort herself to get into and that she bangs her hairdo on the ceiling every time…

Putting the POW! Into Power Washing

Last weekend, our neighbor borrowed a professional machine and powerwashed  about 600 ft of sidewalk in front of three properties, including ours.  A feat like that cannot go unanswered so Sami spent yesterday power washing our airstrip-like  cement driveway. He borrowed the other neighbor's machine, which is as big an any used at an airport…

Clinging To A Blackberry

Ol’ Silver Tonsils doesn’t use words loosely. Everything that comes out of his mouth is “calibrated” for an intended effect. Obama: I used to pray every night – now I pray ALL the time (and get devotionals on my Blackberry) Daily Mail UK Gawd. What a sly ass. The Blackberry Prayer? Really? ” The Blackberry…

I’m Calling “WIG”

Well-known country music fan Michelle Obama Shows Off New ‘Do. And By ‘Do, We Mean “WIG” Are those little white hairs sticking out by her hairline there?  I guess she didn’t want the big black hairs sticking out the back to be lonely. ……….. Also, no slip! That’s what makes her a World Famous Fashion…

Multiples

Incident #1: This morning I came downstairs and found 40 rolls of toilet paper in the front hallway. then I saw 6 boxes of Kleenex on the kitchen table. Obviously, Kimberly Clark products went on sale and  Sami the midnight shopper was there to make a strike.. Incident #2: I picked up a carton of…