Product Endorsement: Ben-Gay Is the Greatest

Dear Readers, I have wrenched my back whilst laughing at asshole Obama's plane strafing the NYC skyline tediously painting the intricate curlicues of two wrought iron benches. My activity is now limited to shifting position on the sofa and calling, with varying degrees of success for people to bring me things. Your pal, Suzette

When Spray Tan-Abs Are Not Enough

Is there anything about this guy Obama that's real? When Obama was a candidate for the Democratic nomination – around August or so, he took a vacation in  Hawaii to rest up from the rigors of the campaign trail. At the time, he was photographed in the surf. He was reported to be very unhappy…