Product Endorsement: Ben-Gay Is the Greatest

Dear Readers, I have wrenched my back whilst laughing at asshole Obama's plane strafing the NYC skyline tediously painting the intricate curlicues of two wrought iron benches. My activity is now limited to shifting position on the sofa and calling, with varying degrees of success for people to bring me things. Your pal, Suzette

When Spray Tan-Abs Are Not Enough

Is there anything about this guy Obama that's real? When Obama was a candidate for the Democratic nomination – around August or so, he took a vacation in  Hawaii to rest up from the rigors of the campaign trail. At the time, he was photographed in the surf. He was reported to be very unhappy…

Because If You Read It On The Internet It’s True, Right?

UPDATE:  All hail the great pumpkin remedy! Wow – one meal of pumpkin/rice/boiled chicken and I see an improvement in the situation. Bonus: not only is the poop pumpkin colored, but it has a very nice pumpkin aroma as well. ………………………………………………………. Known facts: The dog can make a medium-sized rawhide "bone" disappear in one evening.…

Smooch Mwah

 I have a like/don't like conflict about Twitter. There's no reason to like it but I do. I check in frequently to see what my witty friends have to say. At the moment, I've expunged all newspeople, politicians and fake TV characters.The only celebrity that I follow is Jill Zarin, the RHoNY (FYI – Ginger…