Earth Hour: Aberdeen NJ

Drank martinis and watched Lawrence of Arabia via  DVR …. so, lit up two ways. That canceled out at least one of the Global Warming herdbots. Maybe two. Hip hip hooray. I propose that we keep this kind of display of solidarity of good intentions going by proclaiming that next week, Compost Hour will be…

Asses In The White House

This is the difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans want leaders who inspire them to be better, to work towards moral and behavioral ideals and who are constant reminders of what’s good about America. Democrats want leaders who tell them it’s okay to fall short, to celebrate character flaws as if they were desirable personal…

Plan Your Summertime Imbibing Now

Devoted fans of Schweppes Bitter Lemon will be overjoyed to hear that the product is once again available in the U.S. It's been mysteriously absent for many years, but my sources tell me that it is now readily available on the shelves of high-end supermarkets and liquor stores in Houston TX. No New Jersey sightings…

There Are Three Kinds of People In the World

1.  People who shower and then apply deodorant before getting dressed. These people would rather die than do it any other way. Count me among this group. 2. People who shower, get dressed and then contort themselves so that they can reach inside and blindly apply deodorant. 3. People who are in a rush to…

G Mail Expands Emoticon Selection

In general, I am opposed to emoticons and feel that they are killers of the written word, such as it is in modern times. However, there are certain times that I would like to use one particular one.  During IM sessions, I would like to express nausea and/or emesis in response to a message that…