Our Toenails Ourselves

I'm looking  at my toenails today and I hardly recognize them. First of all, I took off the Misty Mauve polish that I had been applying and reapplying all summer long. I'm seeing them as God intended them to be for the first time in months. They are remarkably long. Doesn't it seem that I…

Terrifying Power With Its Shiny Appearance

The Real Housewives of Orange County -Season 4 premiered this week. I was too busy on Wednesday night to catch the first broadcast – it's Bravo, after all and they re-run every episode of every show round the clock for a week so I'm not too worried. I'll catch it sooner or later. Yes, you…

Surprise! I Got You A Flea!

It suddenly occurs to me that although I am throwing money around  as if it were on fire in my hands, it's not very likely that it's going to be recognized as part of the Christmas economy statistics. Are opera tickets and plane fare included in those numbers? What about flea markets? As in every…