Greetings From Sunny California

People! My 4-day confinement in the basement of an LAX hotel has ended and I'm now free to breathe fresh air and look at the sky. I've relocated to my son's apartment (short version: it needs cleaning) and I have the next three days penciled in for leisure. So what's been happening? Did I miss…

Fright Fest

    Despite the fact that masks of politicians are are big sellers on any given Halloween, sales of which are sometimes used as a predictor of election results, this year a new element has been added to costuming: racism. ""No problem if you're a John McCain supporter: Wrinkles and white hair will do the…

Parade of Obama Feet

Not one to give up the limelight to anyone else, Mr. Obama displays HIS bare feet. Here he is walking around in full Mourn My Grandma mode for the cameras in Hawaii. (Nice touch with the shades, sir. Can you turn your face just a bit? That way the sun can catch the glint off…

Putting The Sass in Sasquatch

WARNING! Not for the faint of heart. The author assumes no responsibility for any ill effects sustained by the elderly, the infirm, pregnant women, persons less than 2 years of age or those suffering from severe heart disease, high blood pressure or obstructive pulmonary disease. Look at your own risk. ……………………………………………….. I am so stunned by the sight…

In Which I Wake Up Hungry

a. Bagels: it's better to have no bagel at all than to suffer through a cinnamon-raisin bagel. everything bagels: too much or not enough? salt bagels – threat to the pretzel or friend to man? Barry Manilow once had a beagle named Bagel. b. Cream Cheese: neither cream nor cheese still better than head cheese…

Grandma Watch – Day 3

It's Thursday – did Barry really leave the campaign trail to go to Hawaii for the emergency visit he announced three days ago? Does anyone else think that Grandma is already dead and they'll make the announcement once BO gets there as if it just happened? That way, Barry wouldn't look so bad for delaying…

Money Well Spent vs. Not Enough Money In the World

Interesting fact: Obama spent $140,000.00 on the Styrofoam construction known as Barackopolis that was used for a single evening. Sarah Palin's wardrobe cost $150,000.00 worn for two months of campaigning. Michelle Obama's wardrobe costs $0 because she makes it out of Grandma Madeyn's slip covers.   Compare and contrast. Maybe this is what Obama had…