Me and Mrs. Palin

We've got a thing going on. And I'm not just saying that – I've got hard evidence: Exhibit #1: Hairdo. Right now, at this very minute, I'm wearing this  same hairdo. Only mine is blonde and about 10 inches shorter so it's more of a hair don't. In my own defense, it's early and I'm on my…

Just Kidding! I Would Never Do That.

From Our Department of:  Young Adult with Disposable Income – At midnight last night, my son called from Newark Liberty airport to tell us that his flight from California had just landed. He's come home to visit for 3 days. I'm sure you'll all understand that I must devote myself completely to messing in his business,…

Major News Story of the Day

The major news story of the day is,of course, that the fake Mad Men Twitterers have returned. There's no question that Don Draper is the alpha male – and who wouldn't go for him?-  but I confess that I am torn between my equal attraction for the good (but flawed)  Harry Crane and the bad…

Liveblogging the Hillz: Goodbye Old Paint

10:37 pm – Chelsea's monotone drones over the Pepsi Center's speakers as an image of a freight train bears down. Look out, Obamanites – she's about to steamroll in. Lots of Chelsea's unattractive profile on the film. Ill-conceived, to say the least. C.C. introduces her mother from behind  an obvious tranquilzer haze. 10:42 pm -…

Mad About It

I don’t like to discuss my real life around here because I don’t want to reveal the extent to which my life sucks. For instance, how much TV I watch. It’s the mark of a loser, but here I am about to jump into the cold waters of my reality. I am positively glued to AMC’s Mad…