-Two Truths and a Prediction

Truth: If I had my life to live over again, I would have stuck to my guns and only purchased Scandinavian furniture. Damn you, Queen Anne, with your highly polished surfaces and fussy fussy accessories. And don’t think I’ve overlooked you, you little maple telephone stand from the 40s. You are just as guilty. Truth:…

Dogg Comes Alive

On the one hand, I’ve got not much good to say about home schooling. On the other hand, I realize that I’ve done all that I could to educate my own children in areas where I felt that the public school system and contemporary culture in general had failed them. For instance, Peter Frampton’s use…

Recommended Guidelines For A Happy Interaction With Your Scale

How to insure a good reading on your scale: – Weigh yourself only in the morning after you have gone to the bathroom. – Weigh yourself completely naked. – Never weigh your self with wet hair. – Never surprise the scale by jumping onto it. This will cause a falsely high reading. You should gently…

Moooved

First off, let me relieve your anxiety over my manger scene animals and inform you that it’s the Charolais cow that’s going into my crèche. This is a beautiful animal and I must have one even if it’s made of plastic and only 3" high. Intense scrutiny of cow types and consideration of their qualities…

As If Crimping Were Enough

It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, it’s just that I’m quite peeved at the curl-tie ribbon industry for making their product narrower and narrower each year. Isn’t there an inherent market for wide curl-tie ribbon? Do they think we just disappeared?