Re-tread: The Night I Kissed Wayne Newton

From the archives of bobthecorgi.com:  Vegas, Baby! Wayne Newton can’t sing. In fact, he can barely talk. Someone told me that soccer players and singers have a high incidence of emphysema in later life and if that’s true, he’s a victim. It was a strain for him to finish a spoken phrase, let alone sing…

Didn’t YOU Ever Make A Mistake?

You couldn’t avoid yesterday’s viral video if your life depended on it. You know the one – the teenaged southern beauty queen and her rambling non-answer about finding the US on a map. I watched it once, smiled at the idiotic answer and marveled that someone who made it that far into the pageant system…

Horrors

Today’s horrors are brought to you by the September edition of Vanity Fair magazine. 1. Bad. About half-way through the magazine, there’s an advertising insert that announces American Spirit All- Natural cigarettes. Organically grown! No additives! Just pure and natural tobacco, the way the Indians did it before those pesky Colonists found out about it.…