My Week Was Bad Because:

(a) Olympic Airporter forgot to pick me up for my flight to Charlotte NC.(b) I paid 10 bucks  extra for a rental-car Neverlost GPS that not only couldn’t find where I had to go, but got. me. lost.(c) I made my debut as a presenter in the new department bare-faced because I left my make-up…

In the Event That I Should Be Found Dead

Our telephone dials 911 all by itself. There are two phone lines in this house and every time it rains, it sounds like there is a double dial tone and the phone is not usable. People who try to call in get a busy signal on both numbers. That’s been happening for a while, but…

“Shave” him. He’s athletic.

He’s all man. Shiver. (in a good way.) Kind of an abomination. Route 66 has a university? They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Sometimes The Hub and I role play, but only on the weekend.  Stacey and I are having tea. Did you know that  KenĀ® doll’s     full name is…Ken Carson?